Late as usual
Late as usual
Late as usual
Late as usual

Late as usual

Regular price $20.00

“Aunty you are always late!” my niece and nephew yell.

“Time is a man-made concept to tie us down to social norms!” I yell back.

“huh, who cares you are still late” with an Aunty-is-crazy look on their faces.

Then I remember I was once them – super annoyed at adults moving what seemed so slowly. Now that I am the adult I am like, shit how did they do all the adult things! I have really considered moving to India where 12:00 means maybe 3:00 or El Salvador where there are designated nap times – they are doing it right.

I decided to make this shirt for the times I am not gonna be on time so that then maybe this will give them a reason to giggle.


  • 4.2 oz./yd² (US) 7 oz./L yd (CA), 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles
  • Ash is 99/1 airlume combed and ringspun cotton/polyester
  • Retail fit
  • Unisex sizing
  • Coverstitched collar and sleeves
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Side seams
  • Tear away label